hey why go to bed early and feel refreshed tomorrow when we can stay up late and let depression swallow us whole
Too many thoughts are racing through my head, usually the one that wins is the one that brings me back into a pit of despair.
Too bad you can’t get abs from laughing at your own jokes, because I would have an 8 pack
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
are you a small child because i hate you
- 1/4 of tumblr: OH MY GOD GUYS THEY ARE GOING TO BUY TUMBLR
- 1/4 of tumblr: OH MY GOD THEY BOUGHT TUMBLR AND ARE GOING TO CHANGE EVERYTHING
- 1/4 of tumblr: WHO THE FUCK CARES, THEY AREN'T CHANGING ANYTHING ANYWAYS
- 1/4 of tumblr: yo wtf how is this fucking site 1.1billion dollars we literally post porn and doctor who all day
I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website
You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps
